I will survive.....

Well, another after T-Day weekend over. This year was extremely slow, wtf. We didn't make any of the goals this weekend and I ended up sending people home, which is very weird. I was in a fairly good mood, and the horrible customers were down to a minimum. We had a couple come in and they asked if we took food stamps in a loud and obnoxious voice. Luckily I was not there otherwise I would have thrown something at them. One of my new part-timers shamed them into leaving. From what I hear it was awesome! Yeah to good p-ters!

Boo to bad p-ters! Let's see we have:
-A flamboyant gay man...who only sucks up to me (no pun intended)- kinda lazy when I'm not there
-A flamboyant gay man who has been late 2/3 days so far...and has no initiative
-A cocky ass who should be a used car salesman....always has a snarky response, but hey, why not amaze us with hard work first?
-A college kid who was in a car accident after the interview but before her first day, we're hoping its brain damage, cuz otherwise it ain't good
-An older pro-retailer who I can't quite get a fix on...somethings not quite right

Now the good news...
-An older lady, the above mentioned shamer, who is a god send!!! WE LOVES HER!
-Hmm, tough to say one other pro-retailer who seems good, but we'll find out

Plus my core team:
Ass Man: yup he can take the abuse
PTKEY: good work ethic, she gets it
PTer: Oui, J'aime la Francaise!

Have 2 more days of interviews so we'll see if I find anyone else...

On the plus side, even though I haven't celebrated Thanksgiving in a while, I did get 2 leftover plates from 2 members of my staff that was big damn good! Lovely Caribbean curry goat and chicken, then some Soul food, homemade mac and cheese, ham, yams and collared greens, which was my first time eating. Awesomeness and props to my awesome gals!!!

Couldn't fall asleep last night, so watch a fabulous movie, Bedazzled,not the remake with Brendan Frazer and Elizabeth Hurley, who are both awesome, but unfortunately the remake sucks from what I hear. Now the original, brilliant! Awesome! Stupendous! Dazzling! Brilliant! Oh wait, I said that already. Never mind. Imagine Faust meeting Monty Python and you have a good idea of how awesome a movie this is! More exclamation points! Yeah!!!

A man tries to commit suicide because his life sucks so bad, but he fails miserably. Even the pictures on how to make the noose don't help him. In walks George Spiggott, aka Lucifer (but that was a bit too poofy for his liking) and offers to buy failed suicide attempt guys soul for 7 wishes, because its a magic thing, like the days of the week, wonders of the world, brides for brothers...and, well, hilarity ensues! How can you not love a movie where the magic words are Julie Andrews? I dare you to try. I'll wait.

Needless to say, I am gonna try to hunt this one down and add to the collection.

Ok, I'm tired and I've rambled enough for tonight...and a lovely image to end the night with....