The gods have a sense of humour or else we would never have had this beautiful song to cheer up our dreary holidays.
Enjoy!
Lady GaGa sings the ultimate Christmas Carol.
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
Sunday, December 6, 2009
I wanna hippopat...hippapatim...cash....cash is good
Well, the count down until the glorious day is upon us! Christmas! Christmas! Christmas time is here again! Buy! Buy! Buy! Spend! Spend! Spend! Oh, and good will mutter mutter mutter give me give me give me!
I'm not sure if it's the lack of sleep or what, but I'm definitely finding this season fucking hysterical...I think it's the delusions. I've made the decision that this is the last holiday in retail. Period. Done. Finito. Skonczone. So, I'm gonna have a good time. Oh, there will still be cursing and yelling and tantrums and crying and drinking so don't you worry! Just saying that decisions have been made and deservings have been announced! That's right, deservings. I have many deservings, like being happy, having a social life (yea right!), not crying to work or drinking myself to sleep, taking a vacation without killing myself before and after at work and oh, being treated like an intelligent human being for starters. That's not too much to deserve, is it?
Hmmm, I believe that there is an evil plot afoot and I am not the head of it! I think that the cocky ass who I hired is out to get my job. Or my boss' job. Well he did write it on his application, so there is some justification in my paranoia, and he's a sneaky-sneak, very tricksies! Not that he could handle it, this is not an easy retail gig. No retail is truly easy, but we have to MAKE a lot of the products daily before we can sell them and there is a ton of constant restocking and cleaning, and then there's the actual SELLING of the product, which is pretty overpriced and non-essential. Yup, sound like fun, huh? So, Cocky Ass, or Buzz Lightyear as the AssMan calls him, is charming and handsome and so the villain in the story. He's the one who you think you can trust, but ends up not quite backstabbing you, but will not worry about stepping over your prone and not quite dead yet body to step into your position. I shall can him Gaston. Cuz it's a pansy name. Anyhoo, definitely think he's up to something..... Sleep with one eye open and a knife under your pillow I always says...cuz, at least you won't accidentally poke out both eyes that way.
Hmmm, managed to finish a book in all this madness (MADNESS! LIGHTNING! THUNDER!) Assassin's Apprentice by Robin Hobb. It's surprising what you can do when you can't sleep. It was a nice fantasy novel that was quite satisfactory. Check it out.
Speaking of sleep, here is what I will be dreaming about tonight....
I'm not sure if it's the lack of sleep or what, but I'm definitely finding this season fucking hysterical...I think it's the delusions. I've made the decision that this is the last holiday in retail. Period. Done. Finito. Skonczone. So, I'm gonna have a good time. Oh, there will still be cursing and yelling and tantrums and crying and drinking so don't you worry! Just saying that decisions have been made and deservings have been announced! That's right, deservings. I have many deservings, like being happy, having a social life (yea right!), not crying to work or drinking myself to sleep, taking a vacation without killing myself before and after at work and oh, being treated like an intelligent human being for starters. That's not too much to deserve, is it?
Hmmm, I believe that there is an evil plot afoot and I am not the head of it! I think that the cocky ass who I hired is out to get my job. Or my boss' job. Well he did write it on his application, so there is some justification in my paranoia, and he's a sneaky-sneak, very tricksies! Not that he could handle it, this is not an easy retail gig. No retail is truly easy, but we have to MAKE a lot of the products daily before we can sell them and there is a ton of constant restocking and cleaning, and then there's the actual SELLING of the product, which is pretty overpriced and non-essential. Yup, sound like fun, huh? So, Cocky Ass, or Buzz Lightyear as the AssMan calls him, is charming and handsome and so the villain in the story. He's the one who you think you can trust, but ends up not quite backstabbing you, but will not worry about stepping over your prone and not quite dead yet body to step into your position. I shall can him Gaston. Cuz it's a pansy name. Anyhoo, definitely think he's up to something..... Sleep with one eye open and a knife under your pillow I always says...cuz, at least you won't accidentally poke out both eyes that way.
Hmmm, managed to finish a book in all this madness (MADNESS! LIGHTNING! THUNDER!) Assassin's Apprentice by Robin Hobb. It's surprising what you can do when you can't sleep. It was a nice fantasy novel that was quite satisfactory. Check it out.
Speaking of sleep, here is what I will be dreaming about tonight....
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